Man vs Man

The definition of an ass
n. pl. ass•es (sz)

1. Any of several hoofed mammals of the genus Equus, resembling and closely related to the horses but having a smaller build and longer ears, and including the domesticated donkey.
2. A vain, self-important, silly, or aggressively stupid person.

Peter vs. Homer... Who wins? Who butts out when it comes to being the bigger ass? I will go through a few selected asinine things each have done and make a genuine conclusion for the question that has dawned man kind for years!

While both, family men, employed, and ignorant, I've looked into both the lives and traits of Homer and Peter.
Looking at Mr. Simpson and a few of his special traits. Homer is overweight, lazy, and rather idiotic. His behavior is often absurd, offensive, selfish, dangerous, clumsy, idiotic, and insensitive, but he still remains lovable. Despite the Physical attacks on Bart, i.e. Strangulation, Homer tends to take his anger out on more solid objects like weathervanes and signs. Homer's mind is vacuous, but sprinkled with occasional dense packets of knowledge. He has shown small bursts of astonishing foresight, memory, creativity, and fluency with language (including Japanese, German, Chinese, Spanish, and penguin. Homer Simpson maybe an American boob, however it is in my Harvard opinion, that he is one boob you would love to squeeze (hug)!

The Simpson have been on for years now, and Homer really develops into a character everyone can love. Instead of dimming his character into a jackass per se, he is dimmed down to dumb, or slow if you will. He may not know his mistakes, however if told or in the doghouse, he clearly comes up with some outrageous plan to win everyone back again.

Let’s now take a look in the life and traits of Peter Griffen. The man who really grinds my gears, the all American Family Guy! Peter Griffen is a big boisterous Oaf, loveable to his family and highly opinionated. Peter speaks his mind, and usually says the wrong things and the wrong times. He lives in Quahog, Rhode Island with his family and would do anything for them as long as it doesn’t get in the way of his TV time. Peter is currently unemployed trying his hands into different job schemes but comes out failing. What Peter lacks in common sense and good judgment, he tends to make up for it in enthusiasm. He goes overboard with an idea, but always has fun trying. Peter currently holds the longest fart record in TV history, although he hadn’t farted till the age of 30, he now makes up for lost time. Peter can be very dull and often irritating; he gets away with murder and treats his wife with no respect at all. However, if you need to make yourself feel good, just take a look at him, I promise it will make you feel better!

So you probably know that in my opinion, Peter is the ass with the biggest pile of poo attached to him at all times. He has his moments I admit when he can be funny, however I find Family Guy very hard to watch every day, and I feel the show relies on the most successful character Stewie!

And that is A Megan’s Perspective!